you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via laggymclaginpants)

awinchesterstolemysanity:

tonightaalive:

all time low confuses the shit out of me because they have all had (or do have) girlfriends that they’ve clearly loved and cared for

but

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they

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are

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clearly

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red hot

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flaming

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homosexuals

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???? ??????? ??

This post is my favourite thing ever

(via my-names-hope)

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the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via my-names-hope)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via my-names-hope)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via my-names-hope)

happy birthday weed

(Source: sluttyoliveoil, via my-names-hope)